In what, exactly? I'm sure there's something at the moment but I don't know what it is other than trashy cheerleaders. See now? I even gave you duck-colored emoticons.
So a penguin drives into his mechanic's shop and says,"I'm leaking oil." The mechanic says he'll take a look, and the penguin says, OK, I'll run over to the ice cream shop across the street. Penguin comes back 15 minutes later, and the mechanic says,"it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin wipes his mouth and says,"no, that's just a little ice cream."