Menopause. The great equalizer. You guys should be thanked and then shot. This is bad karma no matter how you pull the string...
They? As if. You are way past the smorgasbord phase. I suspect that you don't give a shit about shaving when you're plowing and if you're plowing, you don't give a shit about eating.
And you would be wrong. I much prefer the foreplay to the fornikay, honey. So shave that monkey, dammit.