The one glaring reason that your hard headed ass fails to understand is NOBODY wants him as head coach!
All you have to do is think back to some of the halftime interview gems that we were privy to during his years here and wonder how his job interviews go. If any potential school is on the fence about hiring him, I'm pretty sure the decision is made shortly into the interview process.
I had a dream and premonition about the final score of this season's bama matchup. I will wait until the score prediction thread to post it. We'll see if I'm a seer with visions of the future, or just another moron.
I suppose you'll tell us on November 5th I hope your premonition is better than mine. On Friday night, October 8th, 1993 I was in a bar talking about the game vs Florida the next day. One of my drinking buddies asked me what I thought the score would be. Instantly and without any thought whatsoever I replied Florida 58 to 3. Unfortunately I was right on the money.