Why tOSU will not win the Championship

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  1. BuckeyeOzzY

    BuckeyeOzzY Freshman

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    Don't ya just love the media's love of LSU, but what can ya say?
    I'll take the role of UNDERDOG anyday.........

    1. LSU athletes are not mere mortals like you and I
    2. LSU has not lost this season. At all? No, never (ask espn, lol)
    3. LSU' receivers run sub 4.0 40's
    4. Les Miles will simply will his team to a 70 point drubbing, he will need no gameplan.
    5. Les Miles invented the question mark
    6. Les Miles will go for it on every 4th down, fake every punt and field goal, and on-side kick every kickoff, while succeeding in every attempt and never allowing tOSU offense to take the field
    7. Les Miles only loses when he mis-pronounces other schools names; luckily for LSU he has been practicing saying the word "OHIO STATE" for the past 35 years and almost has it down pat.
    8. Because tOSU's touchdowns are only worth 7 points
    9. Section 2 article 7 of the SEC Speed Code States: When a player that possesses SEC speed plays for a team north of the most northern SEC School, that player forfeits his SEC Speen and it is distributed among the players that play SEC Schools, thereby making the SEC Schools even faster.
    10. Because tOSU has a bunch of slow plodding cows who cannot keep up with the speed of LSU
    11. Lou Holtz picked us :( Look what has happend this year when he picked Notre Dame!
    12. Mark May says so
    13. Bill O'Reily says so
    14. E$PN Talking heads says so
    15. LSU has played against Tim Tebow who is Superman. They will be ready for anyone after facing Superman :eek:


    FEAR THE NUT!

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  2. Kliee

    Kliee Founding Member

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    I am sorry but who are you... great first post...:rolleye33: this shouldn't get ripped to shreds... good luck btw you might want to go buy some burn cream. :thumb:
     
  3. khounba

    khounba Founding Member

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    Duh. His name is Mr. Glenn Dorsey.
     
  4. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Try sounding a little bitchier and more pathetic next time.
     
  5. BuckeyeOzzY

    BuckeyeOzzY Freshman

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    Don't know sarcasm/humor when you read it?....don't be a sourpuss!
     
  6. tigerintn

    tigerintn Founding Member

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    I enjoyed this post. Stick around through the game, and welcome to the board.
     
  7. BuckeyeOzzY

    BuckeyeOzzY Freshman

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    Thanks, I'll be at the game but visting here on and off..... All my inlaws (and wife) are LSU alum/fans. IF the Bucks win...I might have to see a lawyer.
     
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  8. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    #11, Granny Holtz kiss of death :cry:

    tOSU is so screwed....

    #9 deserves Honorable Mention!:thumb:
     
  9. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    You beat me to it!
     
  10. TigerBait3

    TigerBait3 Guest

    That isnt humor. It would be equivalent to a Bama fan coming over and say we were winning with Saban's players and say hit was a joke. Generally, bitching between two conferences for a year and translating it onto the internet does not make good humor, that is unless we are talking about the Pac 10. ;)
     

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