Q: What's the first thing an Alabama girl says after losing her virginity? A: Get off me, Pa....You're crush'n my cigarettes!
None of the stores in Alabama carry toothbrushes . Why carry a product no one will buy. Ask someone on the street in Alabama where the nearest Dentist office is and they will look at you funny and inquire what is a Dentist !!! When you tell them what a Dentist is they say they dont need em. A door and a piece a string is much cheaper and you dont have to leave the trailer and miss Dukes Of Hazard reruns. This Alabama woman gets in an accident and is taken to a hospital where 3 brothers are doctors. The first Doctor ( Brother 1 ) says i cant operate on this lady because she is my wife. So the other Doctor ( Brother 2 ) is brought in and he says he cant operate on this lady because she's my Mom. The (3rd Brother) Doctor says i cant operate on this woman she is my Daughter. The moral of this story : Drive safe in Alabama All the Doctors are lazy
