Whats up with Auburn fans and Corn Dogs?

BAY0U BENGAL · Oct 18, 2010

MLUTiger said: ↑

The original version was written by an OU fan about Nebraska fans, playing on the team's mascot: Cornhuskers. I first read it on Usenet long ago when people passed information and discussions along in newsgroups and email chains. I later found it posted on an OU fans webpage. It was one of those homemade jobs on a site like tripod.com. I bookmarked it, but it has since disappeared. For lack of creativity, some Auburn fan thought that it would be funny to substitute "Nebraska" and "Lincoln" for "LSU" and "Baton Rouge". I see AU fans post it all the time and they think it's this great joke because they think that LSU fans are offended by it. Annoyed is a better word I think because we have this expectation that a fellow SEC fan should be up to the task of razzing us, but instead they fall miserably short.

The thing is that out of 50 states in the US, there is one state that such a comment could not possibly be an accurate description of and it's Louisiana. In this state, food is a religious experience. In fact, it's beyond a religious experience. Regardless of how someone is doing financially, they still find a way to go out and eat great food. I know people who have driven hundreds of miles to buy andouille and/or boudin at one specific meat shop in the middle of nowhere. LA has more food snobs per capita than any other state in the country.

I can't speak for LSU fans, but I love story. I have a natural hatred for Auburn, so far be it for me to point out just how stupid the story is and how stupid they are for thinking it original or even insulting. I hope it lives on forever to serve as a permanent reminder as to just how uncreative and retarded AU fans can be. They are the Kenny Powers, Michael Scott, Mr. Bean, etc. of the SEC.

I should write a story about how Auburn fans smell...

"Auburn fans smell like cheap rye whiskey, aborted dreams and regret.

Yes, it's often said, but so, so true.

AU fans smell like... failure.

I would definitely tell them to their face, but they rarely allow themselves to be known in public. You can sometimes spot one lurking in the shadows of their undefeated 2004 season, head hung in shame wearing a faded Bo Jackson jersey as they migrate across the country in a rattletrap carnival convoy, led by rusted Kenworths chugging along the backroads of the South searching for a Wal-mart parking lot large enough to hock their carnie food and dirty stuffed animals."
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The funny thing is, is that we've owned it ever since. Sure, it was stupid and annoying at first, but now it's become embraced by those of us that don't really care what a plagaristic dumbass thought.

Now it's a ritual to eat a corndog before the game. But they still think it hurts our feelings for some stupid reason.

TigerCliff · Oct 19, 2010

I love eating a good corn-dog! Auburn fans (War Eagles Plainsmen Tigers) call me a corn-dog all you want.

LSU 31
AU 17

I think I will go get a corn-dog

Geaux Tigers

Celtic Tiger · Oct 19, 2010

They are just looking for a vender! They want a beer and a corndog to suck on. Can't seen to find any with all the gumbo, etc around.:yelwink2:

geauxtohell · Oct 22, 2011

Maybe you should watch your offensive language with the "retarded". And go clean up... because I smell corn dogs.

luvdimtigers · Oct 22, 2011

red55 said: ↑

The hipper Bammers call LSU "The Who".

But the only SEC taunt that comes anywhere close to the lameness of the corndog sillyness is "Hotty Toddy". WTF is that anyway?
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a play on "Hoity Toity" believe it or not

southerntgr · Oct 22, 2011

I read this awhile ago. It is Auburn tradition to call us corndogs. Consider the source.
It's Still True... LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs - Track Em Tigers

diamondheadtiger · Oct 22, 2011

geauxtohell said: ↑

Maybe you should watch your offensive language with the "retarded". And go clean up... because I smell corn dogs.
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Did you sign up here just to say this? You ****in retard!

Tiger in TX · Oct 22, 2011

By far the lamest taunt in all of CFB. Not surprising that it is used by barners. I mean after all, they roll their own "house" to celebrate a win. Try to imagine what your neighbors would think if you got loaded and as soon as we won you ran outside and started rolling your own house..........time for the looney bin! I dont know if i could come up with a worse tradition in 100 yrs.

I kind of feel sorry for them.

red55 · Oct 22, 2011

Please let this old thread die . . .

TwistedTiger · Oct 22, 2011

COramprat said: ↑

You know when you were 7 or 8 and you had that cute little blond in your class you liked but it wasn't cool yet to like girls so you pulled her hair? Or the little kid who always had the coolest toys but you bad mouthed him because you were jealous? That's Auburn fans talking of LSU.
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Yes, much like toolame and usl fans, when your the runt of the bunch and just can't seem to get any respect you resort to these things. Au has fallen to the 4th or 5th ranked team in the SEC West and they are screaming for a little attention. They bought a championship last year but are finding out just how long that lasts.

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Whats up with Auburn fans and Corn Dogs?

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