nothings more american than acting like you are being healthy while eating something terrbile for you.
Peanut butter sandwich, a baggie of red seedless grapes, a bottle of water, and an atomic fireball a co-worker gave me to attempt to clear up my throat, so I could regain my voice. Teaching is quite challenging without a voice. By tomorrow, I may put white powder on my face, dress in a black bodysuit, and do my best mime impression...