I turned the sound down to take a second look at this guy. What a rube!! What is that shit on his upper lip? I really think he glued something on there. Nothing grows that bad. Ass hair grows better than that. A guy from Mississippi that looks like that, AND has a wanna-be-Hitler mustache makes me wonder if he sleeps on his sheets; or wears them. A 15 assorted cow bell collection? Seriously!! Do the Hallmark stores there only stock greeting cards and cow bells? There may be more bells that meets the eye. Can you find the hidden cow bells. I say the hurricane lamps are glass cow bells turned upside down. No doubt burning cow fat oil. If you squint a little you can see he's shaped like a cow bell Sportswear by Dollar Store If you are a really bad person and deserve the worst of punishments, when you die God makes you sit next to him for a whole season I hope he sends another
