I wasn't even the fastest man on the team. We had a guy who had won the state championship in the 100. Sometimes after practice the football coach would pair us off to race from the practice field to the locker room. He always put the 2 of us together. Winner got to go inside ane the loser had to go back and race somebody else. I couldn't outrun him on the track but he never beat me while we were wearing full pads and the clunky football shoes we had then.
Ensminger, 60, is entering his second full season as LSU's offensive coordinator, and he recalled at Monday's coaches caravan stop in Metairie that in the spring of 2018, the coaching staff didn't know who the team's starting quarterback, running back, center or go-to wide receiver was going to be. Going into the 2019 season, all those positions are accounted for, although Ensminger has been installing a new no-huddle, up-tempo, run-pass option offense with the help of first-year passing game coordinator Joe Brady.
I'm calling bullshit. Usain Bolt didn't even run a 9.7 until 2008. You faster than Bolt? Lol. Hell, Justin Gatlin on roids didn't even hit a 9.7.
Manspeak. When we catch a fish, it tends to gain weight every few times we repeat the story. Just this week I heard a man tell some people he and a buddy caught 140 lbs of fish setting lines in the river. Knowing him, I immediately figured it was closer to 125 lbs. Later that SAME day I heard him tell another man it was 145 lbs they’d caught.
