We are the SHOE ... ELL ~ ESS ~ SHOE ... An Historically Wicked Tale

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  1. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Your team has become Irrelephant!
     
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  2. diamondheadtiger

    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

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    :hihi: Yep LSU's Feiner...
     
  3. sugarlsu

    sugarlsu Founding Member

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    How about your 7 combined wins against LSU and Auburn since 2000!
    Now I know you gumps are revisionists, but try getting your historians to fix that one for you.
     
  4. Cordelia

    Cordelia Founding Member

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    "Irrelephant!"

    (SWEET!)

    :grin:
     
  5. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Alabama

    These are the facts ... irrefutable and common CFB history to your shame

    These are the facts ... loathsome to all Alabama fans though they may be

    These are the facts ... choke on 'em and get down on your f-ink knees and beg to kiss my purple n' gold shoes you "owned Bama biotch" :hihi:

    And adjust your arse in the "ASSUMED" position for January 9, 2012.

    Adjust your arse to receive our dearly delivered

    L ~ S ~ SHOE

    7-3 over the past decade
    2-0 this decade ready to geaux 3-0
    A certain loss in 2012 to geaux 4-0

    Please thrill us all with your best Saban era statistics, any of you Bama losers!

    LSU could run through this entire decade with an 11-0 "swipe out" of the once mighty, now predictable and irrelephant Crimson Tide!!!
     
  6. BigTorp

    BigTorp Veteran Member

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    I enjoyed every second of that read!
    Thank you!
    My journey as a LSU newb is complete.

    The LSU Tigers are amongst the Best Sports Teams in the World!
    You name any Sporting teams around the world, and the performance of LSU ranks as the highest i've seen this year.

    They are a Professional Unit, supportive on many levels, and has a Coach that can guide this.!
    Why do you think Gunner, is gunna geaux!.

    LSU will focus on what they are doing, and the best result could be anything.
    A crushing I hope.

    I can't wait.
    LSU!
     
  7. wjray

    wjray .-.. ..- -.- .

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    Ok we might just have to start a collection to get your Aussie a$$ to the swamp.
     
  8. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    The SHOE bees gittin' warmed up for Saban's azz:shock:

    The SHOE gonna catch Saban in his azz ... threepeat:shock:

    The SHOE gonna fit up Saban's azz ... he'll wear it!:hihi:

    The SHOE geauxs wit dat HAT :milesmic:

    We bees LSSHOE and we bees reddy to kick sum Tide azz
     
  9. BigTorp

    BigTorp Veteran Member

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    LSU has its' head in the right place. They is ready!

    Bama has its' head in the wrong place..
    Up it's own arse! (excuse the accent)!

    With all this crap talk about being statistically superior to the world, Bama should receive....

    THE CRYSTAL CLIPBOARD

    ...for excellence at Bean counting.

    Losers...

    P.S. Goal is to be there for a tailgate next year, in time for the LSU Super double...
     
  10. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Nicky shudda been more careful about what he asked from Santa Claus this year ...

    Cue in a fark with Nick asking Santa for some good gameplan advice so that he can beat Les Miles in a bowl ... However, Miles is impersonating Santa and outwits little Nicky again :)
     

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