My favorite "German quote" is in Smokey and the Bandit when the sherrif from Arkansas says "That is not germain to the situation" And the GREAT Buford T Justice says "The damn Germans got nothing to do with it"
Yep I hate that part when the Japs rolled over Poland!! Man Louisiana eduKation ! nthing lke ti!!! :wave:
Pearl Harbor? It was the Chinese!! So this Chinese dude and this Jewish guy are having a small argument in a bar when the Jewish guy throws his drink in the Chinese guy's face. C: "Why did you do that?" J: "Pearl Harbor, you SOB, you bombed Pearl Harbor!" C: "We didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. it was the Japanese, you idiot!" J: "Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, you guys are all the same!" Not a minute passes before the Chinese guy throws his drink at the Jewish guy. J: "What did you do that for?" C: "The Titanic. You guys sunk the Titanic!!" J: "You idiot, the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" C: "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, you guys are all the same."