TSA Screener and a 3 Year Old

Nope... Uncle Sam says it has to be someone of the same sex. So I'm assuming you'll get felt up by this guy when it happens.

 

Well that isn't worth a wooden nickle.

 

True.. They say a lot of things, don't they.. :yelwink2:

 

I got the naked scan in May when leaving DFW to Mexico. Tried to do the "Silence of the Lambs" tuck for kicks, but they made me part my legs.

 

I'd close my eyes and pretend she looks like you.

 

The TS guards pat me down every game. I think next year I'm gonna put a carrot in my pants just to see what they do.

 

bunch of prudes.

 

That's 'cause you're a pickle kisser.

 

They had one of the fancy new machines at NO. I have no idea why, because there was literally no more than 10 people in line. If you want to be outraged, be outraged that they wasted money on something that probably is being used 1000% less than it is at bigger airports.

They didn't grab my balls when I went through the machine either.

 

i didnt see it when i was flying in and out of nola for games.