Top 10 Reasons for not using RS in Wild Tiger

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  1. DoctorDave

    DoctorDave Guest

    Nobody on this forum understands that RS can never be allowed to run the Wild Tiger for the following reasons:

    1) If he fumbled the ball and it went up in the air, he would be accused of trying to throw a pass. We know that that can never be allowed to happen.

    2) He might get hurt and it would reduce the number of touches he gets.

    3) It might hurt JJ's feelings.

    4) It would hurt GC's feelings.

    5) He might be mistaken for a QB and that would create a QB controversy.

    6) It would hurt his chance of being a WR in the NFL.

    7) It might affect Peterson's chance of winning the Heisman.

    8) It would violate the balanced offense approach used by LSU.

    9) If he did play there, it would not be a surprise for the next team LSU played.

    10) Some unnamed reason that only the LSU coaches know about.
     
    DoctorDave, Sep 28, 2010
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  2. JayB

    JayB Never Forget 31

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    :huh:
     
    JayB, Sep 28, 2010
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  3. KingEmeritus

    KingEmeritus ofthePoint

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    Nice.
     
    KingEmeritus, Sep 28, 2010
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  4. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    This is terribly not funny.
     
    LSUsupaFan, Sep 28, 2010
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  5. TigerCliff

    TigerCliff Veteran Member

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    #1 reason

    it would be offensive
     
    TigerCliff, Sep 28, 2010
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  6. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    vader...you seek vader.

    uhh i mean spencer ware. that's who you seek.
     
    LSUtiger327, Sep 28, 2010
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  7. Rolan

    Rolan Back to my roots

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    pretty funny, RS can pass it to himself as well.
     
    Rolan, Sep 28, 2010
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  8. DoctorDave

    DoctorDave Guest

    :thumb:
     
    DoctorDave, Sep 28, 2010
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  9. jreed999

    jreed999 Founding Member

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    That was a funny read, Dave!

    To any fans who were offended by this, man you guys need to lighten up and laugh a little. Then, if you prefer, you can go back to taking everything too seriously.
     
    jreed999, Sep 28, 2010
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  10. lsudolemite

    lsudolemite CodeJockey Extraordinaire

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    Russell Shepard only needs to learn one passing play. This one.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iK7vRYeY3U]YouTube - Meet Mr. Perfect[/ame]
     
    lsudolemite, Sep 29, 2010
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