Top 10 Reason I Will Get Thrown Out Tonight

I will be watching the game tonight among alot of tOSU fans and Gator fans...
I gurantee that i will thrown out of the bar tonight....... win or lose

here are my reasons.

1. I will come in quiet at first but after a few cold Heniekiens, the trash talking begins.
2. I am getting to the bar at 7pm to get a good seat and load up on cold drafts during happy hour.
3. By the 3rd quarter, i will be into the Johnny Walker black, at least my third one.
4. I am going with 2 of my good friends who went to Bama, who will provide several near fighting moments between the 3 of us
5. Last night before I even thought of what i was wearing my wife had washed, pressed, and ironed my LSU polo to wear to work today, when she left this morning, i took a few shots of jack daniels before I got here.
6.I'm pretty much an azz hole 60% of the time and I will provoke tOSU fans.
7. The Bar, i will be at tonight, is kinda upscale and they wont tolerate too much of my yelling and cussing
8. When I get drunk, my cajun accent really comes out
9. My wife told me not to get arrested, because she will not be coming to get me tonight.
10. By the 4th quarter, I will be yelling Go To Hell tOSU and Geaux Tigers every 2 minutes, until the cops arrive and escort me out of the place.


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great battles are won with great plans.:thumb:

 

At least your expectations aren't too high!:grin:

 

what would be considered late?

ah, this explains your clock management.

 

Im on Eastern Standard time so the game kicks off about 8:22 for me.

that explains your reading skills.

 

Hey Mastermind, those Mardi Gras beads don't work in Florida like they do on Bourbon, be careful. :lol:

 

Not to ever get caught defending tirk but I have to agree with him here. I still would like to know if that is considered late???

 

8 is too late.:wave:

 

if you did shots before work, Id consider now too late. Shoulda went straight there and tailgated in the parking lot til they opened. :grin: :grin:

was a joke. shots must be wearing off. have another.

 

Mixing Heineken and JW Black is your problem. While I question the mixing, this sort night calls for Blue Label!