Mike at the Mike. He'd be ejected for targeting. On the flip side though, maybe his instinct from the wild would kick in and you know who the first targets would be right? SEC officials in their zebra stripes.
I would start Mike at Mike Linebacker and call an "A" Gap blitz on the 1st play against Alabama. That would give that pussy A.J. McCarron something to REALLY cry about. I don't even care if he is off-sides unabated to the QB as long as he eats McCarron's head LMAO