Fire our stupid coach. Then prop up that old auburn skeleton with the houndstooth hat on our sideline and pray like hell. Alabama is gonna lose the 230 game vs state. Then miles loses to r-kansas in deference to Nick Saban. Thats the only way I can rationalize what happens every Saturday after a bye week. Gotta be throwing the games at this point. No I'm not moving on. Kiss my ass Les you gd quitter. I'm gonna need another 363 days before I can move on. Or 363 + 365 x_? Yall better call taints therapist. then get a TigerFan divorce lawyer for me because our relationship is about to get tested. I will need some minion support however, through these tough times. I never self-identified as a minion but am currently filling out my conversion papers. I had them drawn up on 1/9/12 and they've been sitting on my desk ever since.
It's not that bad, all you have to do is be a realist. You can like our coach as human being and a recruiter and a representative of the university and still be a minion.
i have your back. I have tried to move on, but this is a good damn team and the players are capable of beating Bama. our special teams is a joke, lets just start there.
You're good enough, smart enough and doggone it, people like you. That's all the time we have for your therapy session today. We have an Its OK to be Average tee shirt for you. What size do you wear? Help yourself to some cookies before you leave the minion headquarters
