Time to Bash HWR

Is "sympathy" code for sex at your house?

 

Oh hell no, we call that "extinct" at my house

 

To be expected with a young baby. That definitely robs a woman of her, um, interest...

 

Getting married robs of a woman of her interest. Yall some dirty little girls when dating, once that ring is slid down the finger, the legs shut. Dirty dirty trick you ladies pull on us.

 

But tell me...what do husbands do to keep wives interested after marriage?

 

We keep yall around right? And listen to you nag nag nag... gotta count for something. If women wanted their men to pay more attention to them, yall should walk around the house topless with a never ending supply of beer in your hands.

 

But why do guys get complacent and fat? lol

Shit...my spouse is joining a freakin' bowling league. He just called to check on his bowling ball.

Instant birth control there, guys.

 

LOL Maybe you need to have an intervention. My ex wife bitched non stop about my A league softball seasons...

 

At least, there is, you know, actual EXERCISE in softball. Bowling? Gack...

 

I couldn't agree more, I hate bowling... straight up suck at bowling. I try my best to stay active and workout, my woman on the other hand... not so much. Her idea of a great time is McDonalds and Pinteresting on the couch all night, drives me bat chit crazy.