now back to Vegas strippers.. I did fall in lust for a few hours with a particular stripper at Spearment Rhino in Vegas.
Tiger Woods and the baby seals are the victims here, people!! A Scandanavian woman with a club is no joking matter.
fully man, 20 dollar cover byob, they sell mixers and ice, and some even have a breakfast buffet. Before i started dating my wife, i was in the Fare Room 2 or 3 times a month, and the strippers there......... yeah you need to check it out. Also the Clubhouse which is Vinnie Paul of Pantera's stripclub has some really good looking strippers, some break your heart strippers.
i thought oregon was the place. i lived there 5 yrs. sounds the same minus the cover. there are so many clubs in portland (50) that none of them can charge cover. you dont have to go to a seedy part of town either (is it still harry hines in dfw?) in portland they are everywhere- next to churches, schools, downtown, suburbs. absolutely no restrictions. used to go with my wife (ok always with a group, but still) when we were childless. the strippers love the wives.:thumb: the quality may be a bit lower though. i think i prefer it though. i imagine dfw with too many fake breasteses.
Dude, when you're drunk at a strip club... it's like a dog running away with a fully loaded baby diaper. it's disgusting... but nobody cares.