I made this goofy ass bet with my uncle from Mississippi on the Ole Miss / LSU game this year (and of course lost). The bet was that the loser had to send the winner an “appropriate hat”. I have an Ole Miss helmet with Eli’s signature on it I was going to send him, but I was hoping to craft an appropriate poem to print and frame to go along with it. So my request is to those with poetry skills and a little extra time… could you craft me a poem about the lucky win, or the new coach named nutt… In need of help here. Any suggestions appreciated.
This sucks but I'll throw it out there. Nutt is now coach at Ole Miss The Rebels are feeling some bliss He used to coach Dicks He knows lots of tricks But our LSU butts they can kiss
There once was a man named Nutt Whose lips are welcomed to land on my butt He got rid of a Dick And made some parents really sick But somehow he got Ole Miss out of a rut Thank you and good night.
The Grove's full of hot women... Your men are quite gay... Even though Colonel Reb was run out of town... Every dog still has its day. Regular season is over, our QB missed receivers by a mile... So even a blind squirrel finds a Nutt once in a while. Vaught-Hemingway is now dark and you'll be crying next fall... But now it's time to lace up our cleats and kick your ass in baseball. New Alex Box will be home to many more champs... Your pretty boys will be hurting, and it won't be their menstrual cramps... They'll have bumps and bruises all over their body... So I end with this... Hotty freaking Toddy! Go to Hell Ole Miss! lefire:
There once was a team called Ole Miss on which LSU fans threw bags of piss Because of a QB named Lee They got some points for free yaw yaw yaw yaw yaaaww yaaawww.... fooootbol.
