pfft,.. do you believe in astrology too?

I believe in the sun and the sky! What are you, a flat earther?

...actually I do have an interest in mysticism.

Astrology is bogus. The sports gods are real. Just Thursday night one of the announcers talked about how Drew Brees had only thrown one interception so far this season. Next play: you guessed it. A pick. Thing is I knew it would happen as soon as he said it. Just like I knew that the early Gatorade bath would make things not end well.

Uranus is in Pisces,.. it's gonna be a bad day

well ok then, you're right, that proves it,..

... why don't cocky bama fans bring forth the wrath of the gods, upon their team?

Football Loki is not concerned about "fair".

It's part of the deal for selling their souls to the devil. In the end, retribution will be very slow and very painful for a long, long, long, long time.

the earth isn't flat, it's slightly convex.

true that, Loki's a stinker, look at all the times he's fucked over Thor

Awesome.