Not another Manning! Eli is good, but he is overrated by the media just like his dad & brother were before him. We had 20 recruits make it to Oxford this time. Last year at our Bowl game... Once you look at it with an unbiased opinion, LSU is superior to Ole Miss in many ways. We're SEC champions. Our D-Line is awesome. I'm sick of these Orgeron to the NFL rumors! Tommy Tubberville is THE BEST coach we've had in years! What's Billy Brewer up to these days? We just won the College World Series. We beat Valparaiso in the NCAA tourney. Who let the dogs out? Who's James Meredith? I think I own too many pairs of khaki pants. I don't care much for J-Crew or Banana Republic. My polo shirt doesn't match my shoes, but what the hell? Hotty Toddy is a queer, lame cheer. The Grove is WAY overrated. Finding the perfect centerpiece is too much work. Why can't we just fire up the grill? My daddy just bought me a new Corolla! The girls at State are prettier. It's ok that you're not in a fraternity/sorority. Nobody 'round here cares about that kind of stuff. I don't need a T-shirt to go to a party. Not only is William Faulkner the most famous man from Oxford; I also understand and enjoy reading him. I thought Graceland was tacky. Kim Cattrall is hot. I don't watch for the storyline. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? Why would anybody want to wave a rebel flag? I don't think I've ever heard Dixie. Checkmate. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving. I don't drink cosmopolitans. They're for girls. I'll take Quantum Physics for $1000, Alex. Yes Regis, that's my final answer. We're ranked! i am now manager at the car wash. I hope we have another winning season next year. "Me and my friend Tyrone..." We had so many players drafted by that team, its like they are Ole Miss North! No thanks, Senator Craig. Vaught-Hemmingway registed on the seismograph Wraslins fake Those Duke boys were too violent, and the general lee was ugly. Were can I get an application for Mensa? "Yes, LaMarcus, you can take my daughter out, just don't do anything I wouldn't do" " Sugar Bowl tickets cost how much ?" We're going to the opera. What is that thing our players do after they make a big play?
Can't take credit for the Lamarcus one...that was a reply when I posted this earlier on another site and people added their own stuff to the list.
