The Urban Meyer handbook on handling this situation

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  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    1. Suspend the players involved for the first snap of the first game
    2. Prolong the investigation by the team/university until after you play your first big game and then suspend them for the 2nd game against South Dakota Military Institute (or similiar team)

    Either way, you're gonna be fine, Urban says on page 666.
     
    islstl, Aug 20, 2011
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  2. GregLSU

    GregLSU LSUFANS.com

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    lol at least give them the Saban punishment and suspend them for a half.
     
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  3. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    I have to spread some reputation around before repping Islstl again.

    By the way, Islstl is an aztec Indian word meaning spot on and funny as hell !!!!
     
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  4. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    The saddest thing is Urban Meyer WOULD find a way to get those players on the field when it matters most.
     
    islstl, Aug 20, 2011
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  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Of course he would, didnt Brandon spikes only get a half game suspension for trying to maliciously gouge a Georgia player's eyeball?
     
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  6. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    as soon as the dog ran across the field to fetch the kicking tee he was ordered to go on the field

    worst punishment in Urban Meyer history
     
    islstl, Aug 20, 2011
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  7. b_leblanc

    b_leblanc That's just my game...

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    that's some funny ass sh*t :lol:
     
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  8. CrBnFiberDuK

    CrBnFiberDuK Veteran Member

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    Not even!

    Urban Meyer would suspend players only for the coin toss
     
    CrBnFiberDuK, Aug 21, 2011
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