A friend emailed me that this morning and the first thing I thought was I had to post it. My favorite: He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
Outstanding, and waaay toooo f'n funny. Thank you for easing the anxiety that woke me up. Now maybe I can go back to sleep.
Bumping this back up because I saw a few funny comments on the edsbs gamethread. Les Miles divides by zero. The answer is 7. Les Miles has a doomsday clock, and it is set at 12:15.