THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!

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  1. pharpe

    pharpe Founding Member

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    Les Miles vs. "Dos Equis Man"

    • He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
    • He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
    • He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
    • He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
    • He drinks Tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
    • The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
    • He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
    • He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
    • He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
    • He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
    • He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
    • His organ donor card also lists his hat...
    • He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
    • He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
    • He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
    • He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
    • His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
    • He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
    • He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
    • He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.

    He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!
     
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  2. geauxtigers45

    geauxtigers45 Founding Member

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    +100000000000000

    funniest thing i've read all day
     
  3. jsberry

    jsberry Veteran Member

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    Bravo!
     
  4. Dmarzio

    Dmarzio Founding Member

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    That one is my favorite. Good stuff!
     
  5. dudley

    dudley oops!

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    I don't have a word for this one. Maybe when I stop laughing. :rofl:
     
  6. ROY_LA_CA

    ROY_LA_CA Founding Member

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    Thanks pharpe --- That was great!
     
  7. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    Most excellent ! Needs to be sent to sports center
     
  8. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

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    by all means - get this to Sportscenter or ESPN radio!

    Thanks for the laughs. :geaux:
     
  9. TigerBacker70

    TigerBacker70 I'm the Cock of the Walk!

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    The rep is very strong for this thread. :thumb:
     
  10. vesperiaLSU

    vesperiaLSU Veteran Member

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    I like this one best! People kept guessing how bad Russel Sheppard's throwing skill is, but I deeply doubt if there is any other Devision One QB that throws the football worse than JJ.....:rolleye33:
     

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