The Masters

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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    He won't be a factor
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Who can survive the cruel test of manhood upon the sunlit tundra of Augusta National? Its no place for a wimp who might be allergic to azaleas.
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I'm sure there is some ivy, maybe even a little sumac
     
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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    i should have picked the dude i told you last year was the next tiger in the field and it wasnt rory.
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Kid is running away with it. Worst part is by the time we get to watch live golf the damn thing will be over, hell its already over. I used to admire their willingness to thumb their nose at the world, now I think they need an ass kicking. Old bastards, old rich bastards.
     
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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    ive been wanting to stab the entire group for over a decade. cant condoleeza rice get in and change this shit.
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    They would revoke her membership before she crossed the threshold. The worst part of it all is the only reason its not live is because they say no and they can. They just don't care that the rest of the world wants to watch, its why they say no.
     
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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    yes i know when i discovered this long ago when tiger was in his prime, i just didnt get it. it still makes no sense. golf is only 4 rounds. why limit it. for some its two.
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    With travel, hotels, rent-a-car and daily Masters badges from a scalper it costs about $10,000 to attend all 4 days of the Masters. But you can still get a pimento cheese sandwich for $1.50
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Old bastards won't even update the menu. Its high time someone gives them a taste of it but I don't know how. Smug sob's just don't really care. I'd be willing to bet that if ESPN or CBS said "you know what, you give us all 4 rounds or we won't show a single stroke" they would say fine, see ya.

    In the words of Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday, "I'm sure of it, I hate em"
     

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