The Legend of Little Nicky ... A Tide tale of love and loyalty

Legend of Little Nicky ... A "Tired" Tide Tale

LSU 38, Lil Nicky 13

The Legend of Little Nicky

by Ramah​

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

Those Tigers of Auburn turned you green
And Tigers of Miles took away the sheen
Spirits won’t mend when so badly broken
Loyal words bout Nicky no longer spoken

Grumbling growing after that great game
True LOVE for Little Nicky never the same
NAMATH and others so secretly scheming
To replace Little Nicky after that reaming

Little red wagon wheels coming off so fast
Auburn rolls by Nicky again in a late blast
Little Statue of Bronze next to THE BEAR
Do you now feel lost and do you despair?

Sexton gives you a call, he still loves you
But inside you know he’s one of the few
As another Capital One Bowl awaits you
Christmas time is nigh and you’re so blue

New Year comes with another bowl win
But not on Bourbon Street, ain’t it a sin
The rumors you’re leaving start to grow
And all out of pay rises, tis time to blow

Les Miles got his two million dollar raise
Along with HIS national titles and praise
His damn strong Tigers rolled in Atlanta
You watched it at home eating Mylanta

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
Will you not live through the great abuse?
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

Blast of the Trumpets!

God Answers Saban's Prayer


Hallow 'een saw Saban's 60th Birthday fall
He looked into that giant mirror on his wall
He prayed to GOD to fullfill his great dream
Give him another championship Bama team

I want that third BCS crystal, Oh GOD, it is true
I want you to give me victory over Miles of LSU
I want you to bring Les Miles down on his knees
I want to see him cry when we do as we please

And GOD looked down and answered Lil Nicky
HIS words rang so clear, not the least bit tricky
GOD said "Nicky, I cannot grant this dirty deed"
On your knees, Nicky, it's time for you to plead

Behind door number one, I'll give you a chance
Behind door number two, you drop your pants
Behind door number three lies a huge LSU win
Which door do you take Nicky to pay for a sin

Nicky pleaded to GOD, "Please dear GOD no"
Please don't make me have to grovel no mo'
Forget all my dirty prayers, let's take a stroll
I won't say another word, let that TIDE ROLL

OK, Lil Nicky, You just lost your last chance
I'll call it for you and you'll drop your pants
Because there's no way in Hell to beat LSU
One chance in $ix million is all I'll give you

Miles prayed to me too, here's what he said
GOD, I love you, but I so hate that color red
Please forgive me and watch over my team
If YOU wish, grant our championship dream

Don't you see, Lil Nicky, this quandry I'm in
Do I answer your prayers and grant this sin?
No, I will bend you over that hickory stump
And let MILES put some shots in your rump

You will never sniff crystal again, Lil Nicky
No matter what plans you hatch so tricky
Now be gone, seek the fallen angel below
Alabama will win when HELL sees it snow

Sitting by his statue with a bottle of booze
Talking to a bronze ICON, unwilling to lose
Praying for that OLE DEVIL NICK to appear
To grant his wishes this championship year

DEVIL didn't show and Little Nicky's so blue
He'll face Miles' music, what else can he do
Nicky count your ca$h at six million reasons
You are Les' biotch in future football seasons

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming and did you care
Will you not live through this great abuse
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

:hihi:

Ramah out ... gone elephant hunting ... see ya' on Nov 11

:crystal::crystal::crystal:

 

Someone (again) recently visited that statue...

 

HAHA!!! That statue looks terrible!!!

 

The little prick needs a Purple N Gold Houndstooth hat on him

 

Who knew the gumps were such huge fans of The Andy Griffeth Show?

 

Isn't that Okie's skirt?

 

"Parting is such sweet sorrow"

For the longest, I couldn't figure out what that "Juliet" chick was trying to say.

 

Yes it does, looks like he is an old bastard who forgot to put in his dentures, and it has a lean, lol....

 

Edited:

New Year comes with another bowl win
But not on Bourbon Street, ain’t it a sin
The rumors you’re leaving start to grow
Now out of pay raises, it's time to blow

We'll hardly notice ...

 

Blast of the Trumpets!

God Answers Saban's Prayer


Hallow 'een saw Saban's 60th Birthday fall
He looked into that giant mirror on his wall
He prayed to GOD to fullfill his great dream
Give him another championship Bama team

I want that third BCS crystal, Oh GOD, it is true
I want you to give me victory over Miles of LSU
I want you to bring Les Miles down on his knees
I want to see him cry when we do as we please

And GOD looked down and answered Lil Nicky
HIS words rang so clear, not the least bit tricky
GOD said "Nicky, I cannot grant this dirty deed"
On your knees, Nicky, it's time for you to plead

Behind door number one, I'll give you a chance
Behind door number two, you drop your pants
Behind door number three lies a huge LSU win
Which door do you take Nicky to pay for a sin

Nicky pleaded to GOD, "Please dear GOD no"
Please don't make me have to grovel no mo'
Forget all my dirty prayers, let's take a stroll
I won't say another word, let that TIDE ROLL

OK, Lil Nicky, You just lost your last chance
I'll call it for you and you'll drop your pants
Because there's no way in Hell to beat LSU
One chance in $ix million is all I'll give you

Miles prayed to me too, here's what he said
GOD, I love you, but I so hate that color red
Please forgive me and watch over my team
If YOU wish, grant our championship dream

Don't you see, Lil Nicky, this quandry I'm in
Do I answer your prayers and grant this sin?
No, I will bend you over that hickory stump
And let MILES put some shots in your rump

You will never sniff crystal again, Lil Nicky
No matter what plans you hatch so tricky
Now be gone, seek the fallen angel below
Alabama will win when HELL sees it snow

Sitting by his statue with a bottle of booze
Talking to a bronze ICON, unwilling to lose
Praying for that OLE DEVIL NICK to appear
To grant his wishes this championship year

DEVIL didn't show and Little Nicky's so blue
He'll face Miles' music, what else can he do
Nicky count your ca$h at six million reasons
You are Les' biotch in future football seasons

Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
Did you see Miles coming and did you care
Will you not live through this great abuse
Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

:hihi:

Ramah out ... gone elephant hunting ... see ya' on Nov 11

:crystal::crystal::crystal: