As if! I don't do tattoos.

Oh I didn't look. I figured there was foreskin.

There is none.

Oh too late.

I know Stacey has too much class for a tramp stamp but a little tiger on one cheek would be intriguing. A good artist could probably make it move when she walks.

I think there is too much emphasis on 7 on 7 competition over there. It's become a fricking religion. Nobody west of the Sabine wants to be a lineman.

This is absolutely correct. My daughter's high school was in the state finals 7 on 7 during the summer. But, judging by their first game, it didn't translate into anything useful during an actual game. I'm not looking forward to heading to Allen's mega-stadium in a few weeks to get embarrassed by the Eagles...again. Two years ago, Plano lost to them 70-0.

I only go to watch the Planoettes at halftime, anyway. Once the drill team finishes their routine, I'm outtie.

Spot on with the outside meddling, Ive said that for years.

Herman can shut everybody up with a win tonight

USC by 30 - easy