Tenn. reports violation in recruiting of Jeffery

ps. where has the dude been? anyways, here is the story.

 

:hihi:

 

What? Little Lame's a liar.... no way!!


Any truth to the rumor that the NCAA is going to combine ALL the Tennessee secondary violations into one big one.... Like USC ?? How'd you like to be assigned to investigate Tennessee after a year of Kiffen boo boo's

 

Kiffin is a piece of sh!t.

For someone who tried to call Meyer out, he sure is one shady SOB. I hope he fails epically at UT.

 

Kiffin has told the Tenn AD he "congratulated" him during this call. Ya right...nobody believes that in the AD dept.

I havent been able to talk to Uncle much over the last few weeks. I've racked up about 8K air miles in the last month and a half but we did spend Easter together. We didnt talk a lot about it but he did mention this was coming but it has been soft peddled by Kiffin and known in the AD's office for some time. Its kind of a retroactive deal and happened before Kiffin got read the riot act. I dont think anything will come of it unless Mr. Haslam has a change of heart and starts swinging a big ugly stick.

 

Is this why they are called the Volunteers? :lol:

 

I just wonder who taught Lame Kitten all of these wonderful recruiting tactics. Pete, what say you?

 

So when Lame struggles his first few games, how hot will his seat be, i wonder?

 

Kiffen: "Hey Alshon, sorry about that pumping gas comment. It was in the heat of the battle and I kind of lost my cool. Uh... I kind of got in a lot of trouble over here in Tennessee about it. My AD is kind of an A-hole with no sense of humor. Boy I sure am glad YOU have a sense of humor. You are the greatest... You know I really love you man... Just keepin it real dog. I really didn't mean it when I said you'd be pumpin' gas if you went to South Carolina. That was kind of a slip up... Oops, my bad G. What I really meant to say was If you don't sell me down the river, You'd be pumpin AND pimpin in your brand new Escalade...ya dig? The keys are in the mail...That envelope you're gonna get from Reggie Bush... Uh.... Don't throw it away dude. After the NCAA investigation is over I'll make sure it's properly pimped out for ya, but right now ... Uh ... It'll kinda raise some red flags. Just tell everyone at SC that the color is Jailbird orange don't say nuttin about no Volunteer orange, Ya herd me. After the investigation is over you're gonna get a call from my podnah's at pimp my ride to bring it on in and they'll hook you up. just remember don't tell Spurrier nothin' ... nada ....Zip. If all goes well, I'll even pull my NFL strings and make sure you're a mid first round. As for the rest of the payments... don't refuse no collect calls from Kansas city.... Bryce Brown's agent... er... Pa-ran could be hollerin at ya.... ya dig. Just remember... the Escalade is like the tip of the iceberg OK!! Thanks dog ... above all, Shhhh! You don't know NUTTIN !!! "