He hasn't gotten out bed today, his mother has had to bring him his fish sticks and koolade to him. He's not eating anything but yard grass and playing with his miles bobblehead.
He's compiling a script of comebacks and insults. Regardless of what happens on the second half of this thread, he will stick feverishly to said script. Even when someone is begging him to change his delivery, he will stick to it. And then, a year too late, Brett will come in and ban him. Taking his scriptwriter alias with him.