'Stros woes

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  1. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    No way around it, the Astros suck. Outscored 74-20 in last 10 games, all losses. Berkman has a whopping 6 extra base hits on the season. Five players are batting over .250, of them only two are over .300. Only starters with a winning record are Oswalt at 6-4 and Qualls at 4-2. Gotta wonder how long Garner’s lifeboat will float. :confused:

    About the only thing that could make matters worse would be for Drayton to sell ‘em to Benson. :dis:
     
  2. LSUalum24

    LSUalum24 Founding Member

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    Is it football season yet? That's all I've got left in me. I cannot take a Spurs/Pistons final.
     
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  3. TigerBait3

    TigerBait3 Guest

    I hate the Astros, but mainly because of my roommates.

    However, when they are alive it makes this forum much better, so maybe, and it seems like they do it a lot, they can have some miraculous second half to at least make things interesting.
     
  4. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    I thought this was a thread about Stromile Swift. :hihi:
     
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  5. TigerBait3

    TigerBait3 Guest

    I did too. :hihi:
     
  6. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Too bad they don't play the Yankees. That would get the Astros out of their slump. :bncry:
     
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  7. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    SF, I suppose that would redefine "Battle of the Piss Ants."

    Here's the Astros minor league update.

    (AAA) Round Rock Express. 24-29, 3 games back in the worst division in the PCL. Lost last 4.

    (AA) Corpus Christi Hooks. 22-30, last in Texas League South, 11 1/2 games back. They were 13-30 before turning it around to win their last 9.

    (A) Salem Avalanche. 30-22, 1/2 game back in the Carolina Southern Division. Won their last 10.

    (A) Lexington Legends. 23-30, 13 1/2 games back in the So. Atlantic League North Division. Lost last 2.
     
  8. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Pupura sucks huge donkey penises.
     
  9. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    I appreciate your in-depth analysis. :lol:
     

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