A Kindergarten Teacher in Texas decided he was going to pop some math questions on the kids in class. He asks little Suzy, "Suzy, what's 1 and 4?" Suzy replied "5" and the teacher smiled. Teacher asks little Billy, "Billy, what's 2 and 3?" Little Billy replied "5" Teacher walks over to little Johnny, who has been really sad of late, and asks "Billy, what's 1 and 7?" Little Johnny's face starts to sulk and says "The Cowboys"... thought that was pretty funny.