I told my son the reason he's a DB is because he can't catch. A couple minutes later, I told my son the reason he's a DB is because he hits like a truck! :wave:
Did he ask why Mo Claiborne's one? Simon actually caught 29 passes for over 600 yards his senior year.
I didn't KNOW Simon was a receiver in HS, but figured he was. The way the conversation actually went was like this. Me: CATCH THE BALL!! That's why he plays DB. Son: It's not like he's a WR, dad. Me: Son, he was probably a receiver in HS, but due to the fact HE CAN'T CATCH, he's a DB now. Son: Oh. Me: WHAT A HIT!!! Son: Maybe that's why he's a DB, dad. Me: You're punished.
No.. it was in reference to a side effect of marijuana use. At least he was athletic and aware enough to be in the right place. Who knows, I could be wrong he may just have terrible hands
maybe your dumb assertion was due to you drinking a beer at some point? see how ridiculous that analogy is? right, I agree.
