Sec tourney Souf Cackolack vs LSU

You only know that because your heard dipshit talk about it last night and still don't know what they are talking about

 

lol

You don’t know the diff tween an infielder and outfielder’s glove.

 

shane thinks Marucci is a Spanish band.

 

Shane wants to know why they call the umpire blue when he’s wearing black.

 

shane thinks “the bump” is when he knocked up his babysitter.

 

shane thinks the third dropped strike rule is when your lawyer gets you a break

 

shane thinks era has to do with women’s rights

 

shane thinks a squeeze bunt is when you hold the bat tight

 

Is that what she said when you were trying to get it in?

 

Tell the announcer the open stance is used because they supposedly see the ball better but the foot moving over is the timing step. Who the hell doesn’t know that? Besides shane, that is.