I don't know. I'll go in another direction and say... LSU 45, ULM 3 Please please play well Jordan Jefferson.
More along these lines. Les' teams have a history of coming out extremely flat and playing way down to lesser opponents. See also: LaTech, USL, Tulane, Troy, McNeese, etc.
30-0 i'm banking on us not turning the ball over in our own territory, if we don't do that, ULM doesn't score. 3 Jasper field goals and 3 LSU touchdowns.