Santa is definitely white. This is how I know. If he is a black guy he would be in jail for breaking and entering.
Santa is a multinational. He is a blacaucasianatino that speaks 200 languages and works for the CIA, FBI, NSA, Mounties & the KGB. He's also gotta be a ninja. How else can he sneak into houses without being seen.
If you really stop and think about it though, I can see where it's "unfair" for black kids. If they want him to be black, let him be black. Hell he can even pull his red pants down to where we can see his boxers. Lmao. He's definitely a liberal too. Gives everything away. He essentially only works a couple of days out of the year so he's surely NOT messican.
