Saban Jokes About Return to BR

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  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Tell me. Does anybody go to a public event with almost 100,000 people and NOT expect that there will be some young yahoos in the crowd? Especially outside the stadium where they don't have to shell out big bucks? If they are expecting a church crowd, they should watch football games and NASCAR races on TV and forget about going to the beach at spring break or to Mardi Gras.
     
  2. Lukky Lou

    Lukky Lou Founding Member

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    Dude, what a photo. :hihi:

    See, we can all get along, just as Dude's photo suggests. Just look at those 2 hot LSU chicks chillin' with that Bama "hippo-twat-amus"

    I've seen crowds get rowdier each year at LSU since I went to school.

    New Category (What would NOT surprise me):
    1. Liquored-up Hooligans halt the bus and start rocking it, breaking windows and eventually turning Saban's bus over on its side. Major injuries result, a riot erupts, dozens of arrests are made. Police move in by the hundreds to secure Little Nicky's tenderloins. Alabama refuses to take the field. The game is rescheduled, but never played.
    2. Liquored-up Hooligans halt the bus and start rocking it, breaking windows and attempting to turn the bus over on its side. Minor injuries result, a riot erupts, dozens of arrests are made. Police move in by the hundreds to secure Little Nicky's tenderloins. This delays the game's start, but eventually it starts and LSU steamrolls Bama by a score of 36-13.
    3. Liquored-up Hooligans halt the bus and start rocking it, screaming for Little Nicky's hide. One front window is cracked and broken when a hooligan hurls his empty bottle of Jack Daniels at a mirage of Saban's mullet on the front window. As hundreds of police move in quickly, a riot is averted and several arrests are made. A shaken Saban and his Bama crew emerge from the bus. Later, they are steamrolled by a score of 36-13.
    4. Liqoured-up hooligans halt the bus and start to rock it as hundreds of police quickly move in to secure Little Nickey's tenderloins. A riot is averted and arrests are made. A worried Saban and his crew emerge from the bus to taunts of Tigerbait, Traitor, and a chorus of "A$$-Whole". Later, they are steamrolled 36-13.

    I'm getting tired of typing, isn't there a poll thing you can do? :wink:
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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  4. Deceks7

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  5. Geaux Girl

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    Dude, you do have big muscles. All this time I didn't realize that that was Jeff Bridges in your avatar and thought it was you. What happened to Jeff Bridges? He used to be cute! Yikes he's skanky.
    I am torn between how I want our fan base to act. A teeny nice part of me can imagine us giving him a standing ovation for what he did to get us where we are today. A sort of LSU baseball fan classy reaction. But hell would freeze over before that would happen.

    Another sort of evil mischeivious side of me thinks that he deserves what he gets, but I don't want us to come out looking like fools.

    Que sera sera.
     
  6. TigerBait3

    TigerBait3 Guest

    To be honest the points didnt really bother me. I just wanted to post the picture.
     
  7. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

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    not me. if anyone wants to show appreciation, how about a nice gold watch. :hihi:

    then kick his arse on the fb field!:thumb:
     
  8. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    NICK-AY! WE COMIN’!
     
  9. Deceks7

    Deceks7 Founding Member

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    He isn't coming to BR for a reunion. He wants to win a football game and create the perception that LSU isn't the same LSU as it was with him. Any edge you give him in that task he will exploit. You will have recruits at the game and there should be no confusion as to where your love lies.

    This isn't the prodigal son returning.
     
  10. TheDude

    TheDude I'm calmer than you.

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    I lied, they are implants.
    He is my inner liberal, struggling to get out.:)
    Well, he probably will be booed, but I don't imagine any acts of violence.
    The only thing I see really tweaking our fanbase would be any possible claims to LSU's continued success by Saban in a post game press conference. But he has done that already, so it's probably in the past.

    I think this game day will carry more electricity than Florida last year, regardless of either team's respective records. I wouldn't miss it for the world.:)

    Edit: Deceks, you really got me with that miata post above! My sides are still hurting!:thumb:
     

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