News Saban joke

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  1. cal24

    cal24 Founding Member

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    Nick Saban was arrested yesterday evening for assaulting his wife. She had asked him what time it was and she said 9 to 6.:hihi:
     
    cal24, Nov 8, 2011
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  2. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    LOL. You will now get more hits on your thread than my masterpiece, below.

    It's all in the title. LOL
     
    gynojunkie, Nov 8, 2011
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  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    what a load of crap. everyone knows nick doesnt see his family that much in a month.
     
    tirk, Nov 8, 2011
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  4. TigerFan90

    TigerFan90 Too far away from home

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    Reads better this way. ;)
     
    TigerFan90, Nov 8, 2011
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  5. lsu_mackey

    lsu_mackey Agent Purple

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    This is how I posted it on FB:

    Breaking SEC News: Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban arrested for physically assaulting his wife, Terry. Apparently the altercation occurred after the 5th year coach asked his wife what time it was. She asserts that he "snapped" after she replied "9 to 6."
     
    lsu_mackey, Nov 8, 2011
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  6. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    I would try a different line besides "Assaulting his wife"
    for some reason spousal abuse really isnt that funny....
     
    TexasTigers, Nov 8, 2011
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  7. Darth

    Darth Dark Lord of the SEC

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    That's not what I heard at all. Terry was arrested.
    When Nick jumped up to slap her, she kicked him for a field goal.
     
    Darth, Nov 8, 2011
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  8. lsu_mackey

    lsu_mackey Agent Purple

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    She was aiming for the door but kicked him wide left...he flew into the gold statue of himself holding the 2011 BCS National Championship trophy thus shattering it.
     
    lsu_mackey, Nov 8, 2011
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  9. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Now THIS post I can believe!
     
    gynojunkie, Nov 8, 2011
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  10. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    What's really gonna be funny is all the crying gumps, just like the fairy crying during the game, when lil dicky Nicky packs his chit to go fix Penn state's problems. They will have to add a suitcase to his statue. I can't wait till that day. It's gonna be great to see the gump meltdown. Please lord, please let it happen. It's going to be sooo funny. I hope we get plenty of pics.
     
    Rwilliams, Nov 8, 2011
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