Saban: "Say, is there any chance this disasterous oil spill would start in Louisiana, slide over to Miami, then circle back to Alabama?" Oil spill official: "No" Saban: "Whew!"
Every so often you forget about your SEC vs. other conferences agenda. It reminds me of why you're great to have around.
Wait, so do these guys not realize that Saban visiting the oil spill will only worsen the situation? That guy has more oil in his hair than 50 Louisiana Pelicans on one single day. Somebody better watch him, he might try and slip a bottle into the water to stock up for the season.
He doesn't need an alibi. He was at Black Gap headed into the lower canyons. Pretty remote area. Wouldn't be surprised if no one saw him but I am sure he could produce receipts from the self pay station if needed.......