Saban hiding his neurosis well so far?

Did anyone see the interview where he uses his Cajunspeak when they asked him about Trent's Heisman numbers ... or that other dumbass who asked him about ... whatever the hell it was ... He wanted to minimize the bad publicity and apologizes for his "French"

Saban reminded me of when he was here and did those bizarre interviews just before we took a big loss and failed

Think about this ... And I realize many of you know little about psychology

What Nicky has always failed to understand is that his neurosis or his true "FEAR" (inability to relax/discuss the Heisman season TR has) is always passed along to his coaches and players subconsciously

... Gentlemen, this is akin to a serious fricken communicable disease

... Saban's real worries are personnel matchups and he's worried that

LSU will stuff his run game/high% short pass game ... and we will

Buzzards will be circling the field at Tusk-a-looza for scraps of QB MACK CARRION for a week after the game on November 5.

There was also an earlier interview where his neurosis was getting the best of him ... he mentioned that we'll play LSU one of these days or something off-handed and odd to the ear.

It's the greatest time on Earth to be a Tiger Fan ... Just knowing Les has that midget's number and two full weeks to dicktrick the dwarf again and drive him to the point of sheer insanity

If you wanna have some real fun on this forum ... Post a sticky and post all of Saban's interviews for folks to watch/read

Hell, I won't see the game, but am so confident of an easy win. I'll be in South Africa on a safari ... Cull/management hunt for bull elephants

Yeah ... I know you animal lovers ... You can all bite me! For about $25K, I have a 75% assurance that I will get a bull elephant. Many of you "ole ramah" haters have seen my photo where I have the bull kneeling at my feet before me (in Thailand) with my finger held up #1

... well, it's time I took my first big bull down (I'm going for the Big 5) and I'll spray paint "Little Nicky" or "Nicodemus" or "Saban" on his hide and have some wonderful photos for the forum on my November 11 return.

:geaux: Stomp Auburn and whip that neurotic dwarf one "MO" time!

EDIT: I wonder how this arrest is going to affect Saban in the coming days ... I can see wagons circling around Saban and reporters dying to work his last nerve. I especially like it when the veins in his forehead get about the size of a lead pencil just before he erupts

 

Sounds good to me, ramah !!

So let it be written, so let it be done !!

If you shoot a bull elephant, do you get to keep the ivory tusks?

Let's hope LSU kills some elephants and harvests some tusks on Guy Fawkes Day, 2011 !

 

Are you ramah from a long time ago? ****, I used to thoroughly enjoy your posts. Ha.

 

You know about Guy Fawkes day ... cool, and we wish that Saban and Bama share his fate (evisceration) on Nov 5.

I'll watch the video when I return, and I get to enjoy the result first hand like I'm watching it live. No news, newspapers, nothing on this trip ... Just 100% focus on the kill ... same way LSU approaches their games.

You show up, practice a few days with a Rigby rifle. It's tough to kill an elephant. You gotta shoot him in the brain through the earhole and miss all that ivory. If I get a big bull (50 - 70 pounder), I keep the tusks, and have a choice of head mounting by the taxidermist. Where I'm going, they do custom mounting at the shoulder and make lotsa goodies from the skin such as wallets, purses, etc. This is highly regulated as is the shipping back to the states and it's legal, despite the outcries of animal lovers.

I'm also getting a custom plate made to commemorate the trip. On this custom plate will rest the gigantic balls of "Little Nicky" and the score of the game on Nov 5! I'll have replicas made of the balls to go along with the photo ... My guide tells me natives take the balls and eat them

 

Do you eat the meat from the elephant? I have no knowledge of elephant hunting.

 

You seem to lack knowledge in a lot of things, huckleberry

Let Ole Ramah tell u all about it ... and I'm no expert ... I paid for this info!

Yes, you can eat elephant. It goes for $30 a pound in african markets. We will take the choicest cuts and have a grand BBQ if we get the big young bull that I'm hoping for. I'm trusting in my guides who say we'll also do some antelope

Nothing like huge hunks of meat roasting on an open spit and night-time hunting at the same time!

 

No, but I'm his ghost :yelwink2:

Thank you, thank you very much!

 

First you may want to give some attention to eating your own, this Saturday. Then in a few weeks, I'll be happy to watch, as you bite off more than you can chew.

 

Bwahahahahahahaha ... you butt hurt?

How about a nice bet ... you name it ... the loser:

1. Has to post a verbal diatribe of 500 words of utter humiliation such as ... You know "LES WAS ALWAYS MY DADDY AND RAMAH IS MY BIG SHOE" and I lick ramah's shoes before I shine them. How'd you like them apples. I'm game for it!

2. YOU NAME IT! DISAPPEAR FOR 6 months only to post monthly the 500 + word diatribe ... whatever

Let's Rock, Rammer Jammer! Bear Bryant called and wants to know if you got a pair!:shock: