I'll enjoy seeing your gumps in a lower tier bowl when UGA whoops yer asses. After all, seems you fuckers suck against QBs who can throw.
Not long ago, the LSU vs Illinois Sugar Bowl was on ESPN Classic. They showed the Gatorade shower that Saban got from his players, and dude looked like he wanted to eat someone's children. Didn't seem to be the least bit enthused, just pissed-off and miserable. That sums him up quite well.
I'd settle for a very smelly--and very graphic--total colonic dump into his khakis, right on the sidelines. Give 'em the running squirts. (Funny, though, because, to me, he always looks constipated).
