Did you play a clarinet in the band? There are no pussies in college football. They get all of it they want though. Even UL baseball players get panties with phone numbers thrown up at their dorm windows.
Tiga, I love you like a brother but this dude is one of my brothers. He ain't the one if you get my drift. Oh and he is spot the F on. If one of these guys get their feelings hurt then damn right they are big dripping vag's
IDGAF if he's Jesus, he's wrong. There's no way you can say a scholarship golfer and a scholarship CFB player are cut from the same cloth. And if he's, like, your blood brother, I know he can handle his own.
I've never boo'd a Tiger. I would have boo'd that fuckstick who thought George Jefferson was a President though. Shane refers to him as "he".