Reasons To Hate The Aggies

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  1. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    you truly need to walk among them to garner true disdain.

    -their insistence that everything is a tradition no matter how mundane and their hyper-reverance of it
    -their summer camp cheers
    -they say "howdy" for eff's sake
    -their football teams offensive success is the sole reason male aggies ever get kissed by females
    -lassie is their mascot

    i could go on, but i have to work.
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  2. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    Because they have queer looking male cheerleaders that wear their pants too tight like lil gay boys. ATM should be relocated to San Francisco ca or Birmingham al. where their fairy looking male cheerleaders can fit in with the crowd.
     
  3. *LSUTiger*

    *LSUTiger* LSU/CLEMSON

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    LMao hahahahaha that was a good one, I have to agree too! :hihi:
     
  4. acemic

    acemic Founding Member

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    What i notice most of there gayness is the ATM. They love taking it azz to mouth.
     
  5. sugarlsu

    sugarlsu Founding Member

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    Why does it take an aggie 20 hours to drive to Baton Rouge?

    Every time they see they see a sign that says "clean bathrooms", they get stop their 20 year old truck, pull out their cleaning supplies, and get to work!
     
  6. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Speaking of those male cheerleaders. That's just wrong. I'm all for gay rights, but there are some things that are sacred. Like FEMALE cheerleaders. I mean, there may be a 80/20 ratio of bad looking girls, to good looking girls, in College Station, but still, sometimes it's not just all about the faces.

    Shame on them. Just another reason, to hate the a, b, c, d, e...*aggies.
     
  7. kluke

    kluke Founding Member

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    You do know that they pick the 'head' cheerleader by the one that gives the best reach around.
     
  8. TCUTiger

    TCUTiger Founding Member

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    I also heard that most of their "women" are SO big they are forced to be
    "front wipers". Please don't make me explain this.........:wave:
     
  9. lsu99

    lsu99 whashappenin

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    I think of college as a place where developing young minds of differing backgrounds, political leanings, ethnicities, etc. can debate different points of view in a nurturing environment that encourages diversity. When I think of Texas A&M, I see an entire university that is brainwashed into believing the exact same thing on virtually everything. They equate the Longhorns with liberal California but my opinion of UT is that they simply have a large segment of both sides.

    When I was about 12, I went to cheer on the Tigers at Kyle Field in College Station. A&M ran back the opening kickoff and upset LSU. After the game, I played a touch football game on the field with a bunch of kids (mostly A&M fans). A few years ago, there was an incident in which a team (Nebraska?) was in the process of beating the Aggies soundly at Kyle Field. There were some Nebraska fans that were part of the football program that walked onto the field and were promptly tackled roughly by the Aggie Corps. A&M was criticized a bit for their handling of the situation but they intensely defended the tradition that only the invited teams, referees, etc. were allowed on the field and that anyone else that dared walk on the field disrespected all of the veterans that ever served our country (or something to that effect). If anyone can dig up that old story, I'd be interested in reading it again. I remember thinking that they didn't seem to have a problem with the A&M kids that were playing football that time when I was a kid.
     
  10. TSdude

    TSdude Founding Member

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    I've always hated gAy&M. I loathe the Faggies. It's a very unhealty, borderline psychotic loathing of all things Texas A&M. The only school I may hate worse and it's just because we don't play A&M every year is Alabama. Everyone talks about A&M tradition - to which I call BS. The only tradition A&M has is probation. They have been and still are one of the dirtiest programs in the country. Then you have those stupid pretend toy soldiers, who tried to threaten me while I was working during a game at that mausoleum known as Kyle Field. I was in the real US Army and some pretend cult idiot threatened me about going on the field to do my job. He nearly got a sword shoved up his arse. And don't get me started on those queer-like milk men prancing up and down flashing their gay pride symbols. They make you want to puke. Thankfully, when I was at LSU the Tigers dominated A&M. LSU must win this game for numerous reasons, which we all are aware. The very least of which is that I literally may jump off the nearest bridge if it doesn't go the Tigers way.
     

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