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10 Reasons why Alabama will beat lsu
1. game is in T-Town
2. Trent Richardson is the best player in college football
3. Bama has a better o-line starting with the best offensive lineman in the sec by the name of Barret Jones
4. Bama has the best defense in the nation hands down
5. Courtney Upshaw is the best outside linebacker in the country
6. Mark Baron and Robert Lester are the best safety duo in the country
7. Nick Saban is a better coach than les miles
8. LSU's only real quality win was against Oregon. WVU got destroyed by Syracuse. Mississippi St is awful. LSU beat florida 41-11 against a third string qb. Bama beat forida at the swamp 38-10 against a first and second string qb. Bama killed top ten ranked Arkansas 38-14 and beat top 25 rank Penn St 27-11 in Happy Valley. Bama has won against two current top 25 teams lsu has beat one current ranked team
9. Bama is the most talented and discipline team in the country. You know it's the truth.
10. While les miles eats grass his players smoke it

Learn the facts everybody and stop being biased just because you dislike alabama. Bama is the top program in the nation no question. And it's going to stay that way till Nick Saban retires. You can hate him all you want but nobody out recruits him and nobody teaches better

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I loved reading this crap ... oh, the humanity!
Seriously, can you beat this ... outside of the Finebaum Show, of course

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Dumbass RammerJammer Post # 2 (See Post 49)

Top 5 excuses LSU gives when they lose this game:yelwink2:

 

I seem to remember some poster named Ramah pitching a hissy fit and vowing never to return until Miles was gone.

 

**** that twinkie eatin goat ninny mofo Saban.

 

Which point do you dispute?

 

1-10.

I love it. idiot gumps have NO idea what they're up against.

 

And a big ROFL to Penn St. They are GARBAGE. Had their hands full with Temple and NW. Yeah, hang your hat on that. Hahaha!

 

#s 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 (it wasn't real grass).

 

It is with only the most severe case of delusion that one could try and claim that bama has played a tougher schedule than LSU. That by itself invalidates any other claims made by such a fool.

 

Bama will lose then those famous words from Saban will ring again... "I'll say it again, I will not be the coach at (insert school here)".

Wonder if they'll pull down the Saban statue once he runs off to greener pastures, after LSU beats them like the red-headed step bi*tches they are.