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I just had my 3rd knee surgery in 2 years ON THE SAME KNEE.

I have had to use a damn cane at tailgating the last 2 times.

I AM ALMOST OUT OF PAIN PILLS!

And the only way we can have sex is if my wife is on top and does all the work...oh wait thats a GREAT THING!

 

My 5 y.o. son is constipated because:

1) he doesn't realize when he needs to go #2 until its almost too late and

2) he doesn't drink enough water.

Each time he runs to the bathroom crying about his poop hurting, he wakes up my 8 m.o. daughter.

 

Glycerin suppositories will fix him ricky tick. :thumb:

 

think that might help some of our posters? :hihi:

 

i am hungry for ice cream but there is none in the house.

 

Nah, thats a butt thing but for those with sand in the cootch, I recommend castor oil as a remedy.

 

Ha ha.... you said it. Awesome!

Geaux Tigers! :milesmic:

 

That won't be enough. Break out the enemas.

 

strapped to a pickup going through a carwash. spreadder on out

 

I may be out of wine :shock: