It's called history and tradition ding dong. If you'd do as your told and stay in the girly sport thread this wouldn't happen to you.
They cherish the opportunity to have their name ingraved on it next to every legend before them. And nothing else
Well not all are even able to have their name engraved due to space issues. Such a great gig. How's that for a coonass? I know more about hockey than I care to.