Killing me with this stuff. Miley cyrus, really? I wouldn't wish having to sit next to her on anyone.
Forget the Hebrew God when praying for football. You have to sacrifice a dead chicken to a Tiki idol. I have one mounted on my gas grill.
I had to put a female I can't stand on that panel in case of an apocalyptic event and I had to get some quick ass, without her i'm looking at fucking Hitler's corpse.
And you picked that skank? I mean I guess it wouldn't be too difficult to get her to put out but damn.
How bout them refs, huh? Urban, you sly dog. You're gonna pay your way to a national championship. Not sure what's gonna happen when Alabama plays Ohio State. Two teams paying their way there.