My DNA says that I'm 4% Native American (the genealogy says Appalache and Cherokee), but I don't identify with them or the 1% Sub-Saharan African. I do wear moccasins and I can sing the blues. I'm afraid that I must defend the ethnic heritage of the 95% Anglo-Scandinavian. You betcha, by golly. Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spaaaaam! Wonderful spaaaaam!