For starters, it's the Sativa strains that lead to creative thinking, not Indica. Impressive? Don't know, and can't say I care. Amused at remembering all of those throughout the years. Although, now that I consider your question, I'd rank these ramblings higher than I would making jokes about alcoholism and the like. Were all of those meant to impress?
Changing the subject ... I edited a report the week before last about Meth use in the SE. Mississippi is the one state that has passed legislation requiring pseudoephedrine to be sold by prescription-only. The facts/figures she was working with were from 2013, as I recall. According to her research, there were five incidents in MS that calendar year. Now, compare that to Tennessee which recorded close to 1600. Incidents were referring to dump sites discovered, labs busted, etc. Five compared to 1585 (I think that's the right number) is mind boggling.
I wouldn't know, I'll have to refer to LaSalle. He's my best good friend when it comes to pot. Or maybe GDF. Dudes know their shit. What, the sardrunkian comments? Hell no, they weren't about impressing anyone. They were fact. Dude was and always will be an alcoholic who loved Fireball. I don't know if he'll stop being a cheater, a liar, and a compulsive drama queen but he certainly provided a lot of entertainment.