Already had 5. This would be #6 for you. What would your reason be this time?

Reason. He don't need no stinking reason.

Just as there is no stinking reason for LSU to start erecting statues of coaches, not named Bertman. Unless you want to look like you're copying Alabama.

Even at Bama, both of their 'statue coaches' have 5+ National Championships each.

Dale Brown should get one too.

That'se debatable. While he did build LSU Badketball in the 70's & 80's and gets much credit, he only made 2 Final 4's. Plus he had a knack for getting outcoached in the biggest games.

I don't hate the idea though.

Not to change the subject, OK to change the subject, when do we retire #9?

Because we’re Bert Kreischer man. We are the machine. everything is irrelevant while we take another victory lap. Save Myles Brennan.

After the cooling off period.

When the Saints retire Drew Brees #9 the governor should declare a state holiday and have a double ceremony