Well at least he got a nut.....at least I hope he did. Would have been more appropriate to be a Razorback recruit (hint...Houston Nutt) Ok, that was distasteful.
2 years later.............. "I would like to thank Bubba for letting me be his bitch....he was really gentle with me which I greatly appreciated" Ok, now that was overly distasteful.
Bobby really threw down the law on this one, didn't he? Must have been a tough decision to pull a scholarship offer from a kid that only stood an outside chance of qualifying. You set 'em straight Bobby! Way to go, dadgummit! Any guesses on what the reaction would have been if he did have the grades?
I give u 3 guesses and the first 2 do not count. When reading this, please use Bobby's famous southern accent. Bobby: "Come on down boy...we got a warm seat for ya." Recruit: "Are you sure?" Bobby: "Yes, daggumit, we always have room for such a fine player such as you." Recruit: "But Mr. Bowden....i made an awful mistake." Bobby: "What's that son?" Recuit: "I got arrested for sexual assault with an underaged girl at my school." Booby: "Well did you kill anyone?" Recruit: "No sir....I can't say that I have." Bobby: "Well hell son, you have nothing to worry about. I'll see what I can do to get you out of that minor predicament." Recruit: "Really sir?" Bobby: "Yes, but gotta promise me 2 things. You won't murder anyone after you make the team, and you don't miss a FG wide right." Recuit: "Miss a FG sir?" Bobby: "Oh sorry I was just having a bad flashback. Welcome aboard son. You will fit in quite nicely here."
